Posts Tagged ‘ lol ’

Mans best friend

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Should I
Kiss your ass
Some more?

Should I
Shovel my face
In shit?

Know that I love you
And am only
Making references,

To you
And yours alike
As a so called bad bitch,

So bad in fact
I laugh out loud
as I unwittingly tisk tisk,

coincidence is one thing
But Einstein confirmed
All has its relevance,

I hate everyone I love
And you my dear
Are no different…

kisses

Headache

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It would of been
So much better
Had I not
Woken up,

Those who didn’t
Can’t complain,
Like A diamond
In a rough,

It Needs not To be found
Remaining alone
Keeps one
Unharmed & untouched,

Blurry
Are the lines
Of what was asked for
& what was given as such

Dont Get It

My mouth….

oh my mouth

my mouth

woe, my mouth…

it gets me into pointless

 squabbles

bruises feelings

and sometimes

brings the demons out…

from others, unintentionally

because my intentions

are of comedy,

 a type of which

others can’t

quite

figure out…

Maybe (no indefinitely)

my mouth

needs training

since you can’t

teach the simple

by simply speaking

out loud…

comb the hair/ego of pets

encourage

and don’t push

the proud…

whisper sweet nothings

never break character

no matter how

dribbly the snout

silly hoe

heres a drink

have the drink

and then after

you can think

of what it’d be

like if you and me

were to get

a bit silly

-silly hoe

Tough Crowd

shes quiet at first

and doesn’t want to say too much,

I get her to crack a smile

and that just makes her tighten up,

I get her to laugh

and all the more does she put up a front,

attempting to deflect what ever I throw

I still hit it back, further busting her gut,

she regains her composure-goes stoned faced

and before leaving-looks me in the eyes, and says that she’s had enough

Chasing tail

on a good day

nothing else

gets in the way,

but when

I’m left with my self

I tend to get in the mood to play,

cops and robbers

dogs and cats

angry crowds & eager thirsty Dj,

in the desperate need

to play the hero

and get an honest hooray,

then I wear my

communism hard hat

and I want everyone to obey,

but then a pretty bull fighting dancer

who wants to challenge

gets in my face and hollers “oley”,

tells me their not trying to run

they’ll stand right there

and just carefully survey,

because there’s something

that I’m doing that seems

just way too funny…

me not being too sure

on how to take it

doesn’t know if its worth to tolerate,

so I stay on my toes

and throw her over my shoulders

like some sort of sashay,

she thinks I’m being kinky

takes it for four play

and says not on the first date,

not knowing it was flirtation

advised I don’t mix my dessert

with my main entrée,

I chased

my own tale

and then she went away,

so even with a walk off

it’s still not so bad

of a day,

just a little note to self

never bring a snack

to the buffet

no order at all

keys unlock

hands touch the latch and POP

goes the weasel like door handle and out dropped

the kid and the man on wheel #BIGshock