Posts Tagged ‘ friends with benefits ’

Mans best friend

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Should I
Kiss your ass
Some more?

Should I
Shovel my face
In shit?

Know that I love you
And am only
Making references,

To you
And yours alike
As a so called bad bitch,

So bad in fact
I laugh out loud
as I unwittingly tisk tisk,

coincidence is one thing
But Einstein confirmed
All has its relevance,

I hate everyone I love
And you my dear
Are no different…

kisses

A little birdie told me

news sure does

travel fast

especially when its juicy

even more when its something slightly tilted/exaggerated & bad,

“did you hear about what so and so did?”

“oh yeah, I heard she was mad”,

a lie is more appealing to the heart of the  eye

so of course embellishment is going to enrich it just a tad,

like a snowball effect down a mountain

it gets even bigger every go around like a reoccurring fad,

so once the news hits them over the head

how can one keep self-contained and not get a little mad?

 “word on the tweet is you had a crazy weekend”

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to all my exes still stuck on my sweetness

If you can take a Richard then you can take a joke, my dear quit being such a pessimistic fag