A little birdie told me
news sure does
travel fast
especially when its juicy
even more when its something slightly tilted/exaggerated & bad,
“did you hear about what so and so did?”
“oh yeah, I heard she was mad”,
a lie is more appealing to the heart of the eye
so of course embellishment is going to enrich it just a tad,
like a snowball effect down a mountain
it gets even bigger every go around like a reoccurring fad,
so once the news hits them over the head
how can one keep self-contained and not get a little mad?
“word on the tweet is you had a crazy weekend”
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to all my exes still stuck on my sweetness
If you can take a Richard then you can take a joke, my dear quit being such a pessimistic fag